What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

AI could solve puzzles posed by twin stars in 'mere minutes or seconds on a single laptop' - Space

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Jonathan Joss, ‘King of the Hill’ and ‘Parks & Recreation’ actor, dead at 59 after shooting - CNN

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Is it possible to start a small scale domestic BPO (Call Center)?

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Mets add Lovelady on MLB deal to bolster lefty 'pen depth - MLB.com

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

2 major cancer breakthroughs just dropped, and doctors are buzzing - Business Insider

share office space ...

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Our sister died because of our mum's cancer conspiracy theories, say brothers - BBC

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

WBD Shareholders Nix David Zaslav’s 2024 Pay Package In Non-Binding Vote - Deadline

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Scarlet & Violet—Destined Rivals Triple Play: Trainer’s Pokémon - Pokemon.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

5 ways Diabetes impacts the eyes - Times of India

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)